2 months ago…
After the startling culmination of their date, she got home, went straight to her bedroom, locked herself in and began sobbing for hours. Exalted, she muddled and kicked anything she came across from the shoe rack that was banged to the wall leaving its components running for safety under the bed, to the blankets that were dragged to the floor. She turned to the orderly wardroom and rendered it into a chaotic jumble. She got hold of her favourite souvenir – A puppy pet gifted by her boyfriend and squeezed it hard between her palms, hurling contempt to it as if it occasioned the cause of their break up. All along, her mum pleaded with her to open the door but her pleas fell on dead ears. Her folks got bewildered by the state of their daughter as it stretched to a couple of days before she opened up to them the venom in her heart and the remnants of a formerly promising relationship.
You see, bringing up millennials nowadays, is equal to preparing for the worst and hoping for the best. The world is twisted due to the amount of shit being thrown around. Sly’s mum would reminisce her heydays when she was a teenager. How strict her parents were as so was the society. Kids had little space to manoeuvre in the name of freedom, including dating. These days a daughter has the guts of telling her dad how her boyfriend cheated on her and the dad will look away and mumble something close to; I told you I didn’t like his hair. I mean, what more could you have expected from him?… as he checks on the tyre pressure of his stunning, chisel bodied 2018 Lexus beast, at the parking bay.
Surely, why would Chris cheat on me? What warranted this kind of betrayal? When did this start? What did he see in her? I know I don’t have the most alluring body but at least I pay for that with my character. After all, I was always there for him. I’m not the nagging type. I’m not a spendthrift. I’m an intellect and smart. I’ve my life goals all put together. I started a school mag out of the blues. I’m starting my internship at a top media station next week. Who doesn’t want to date a focused woman? What else could a man want? I must have been blinded by his sideburns or was it the cologne and his adventurous nature! Surely, an apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
“Where are you, in the hostel?”
“Yea, whats up?”
“Nothing. Coming.” Hangs up.
Njagi had a knock on the door only to be met by Sly’s teary eyes and her poignant face. She seemed to have been sobbing for hours. You see, Sly was the emotional type. Anything that pissed her off was enough to provoke her tear glands.
“You don’t look okay.”
“Yea, my life is all messed up.”
“What happened, I hope it’s not Chris again?”
“Imagine it is.” She dived on Njagi’s bed and buried herself on the face with the pillow and started weeping lowly.
Njagi was confused as he pondered how to calm her down.
She got over it after an eventful 10 minutes. The pillow was all soaked with her pungent tears. Her face was pale and fazed. Her hair looked disoriented as if somebody rummaged it, attesting the levels of Chris’s betrayal. She had not taken anything except water, for two days. Her folks were terribly stressed.
“Calm down Sly. Breathe in, breathe out. In life, shit happens. And this one wasn’t your fault. We’re all naive at some point in life but it’s cheap and unbecoming for anyone to take advantage of someone’s naivety. That’s what Chris did.” Njagi tried to console her as she nodded, with her mind miles away.
“You recall when we went out and you informed me how queer he had become?” Njagi dug in another palaver.
“Yes, I remember.”
“My instincts were true. There was a lady distracting him.”
” I just don’t understand why he’d do that to me.”
“What did you two discuss at the so-called makeup date, sorry to ask?”
“You know, Chris is such a hypocrite. He was blaming his queer behavior to depression caused by I don’t know what. In fact, I had decided to hold his hand and walk him over it until it dawned on me, I was on my own and being set up.”
“Ehe keep going.”
“The date was fine until he escorted me to the bus terminus and by grace, she bumped into us.”
“Who bumped into you?”
“That b**** …..and she dared asked who I was to him.”
“Did she look familiar?”
“Not with those chubby cheeks.”
“Did she look hot!….sorry, ignore that.”
She clenched her jaws in utter disgust.
“Did he bother calling back to explain?”
“He didn’t and I don’t give a damn. He is too ashamed.”
“So, what do you think, will you call it quit?”
“I want to call him and make him understand it’s all over between him and me.”
“You know what, before you make that call, you’ll freshen up and I will take you for lunch.”
Njagi knew all the right buttons to make Sly rejuvenated. Call it platonic friendship.
Her favourite meal was anything close to a mushroom pizza. In no time, they checked in at Debonairs Pizza, at ABC Place – Waiyaki Way. The surprise date worked for Sly as soon as she smelled the location of their lunch set up. Her face warmed up and her eyelids dried up. Finally, the old Sly’s character had resurfaced. They ordered for large size, chicken & mushroom pizza and soft drinks. They talked in length about MUST Zone school mag and basked under the excitement of Sly’s internship at Syokimau FM set to begin in a week’s time.
As they were about to leave, Sly insisted he had to call Chris. Njagi advised that the location was inappropriate plus she hadn’t recovered yet. “Sly, never ever make hasty decisions when you are very angry or happy. You’ll end up regretting soon after.” It was hardly a week after their last encounter.
Sly was adamant though, that the break up had to be settled once and for all. She took her phone and while she typed his name on the phone book, Chris called. It took them by surprise. She had to buy time before picking it just to codify her mind. The baggage of calling the other first had shifted to Chris, and in such a rare moment, she had to rise to the occasion and put to a conclusion this draining situation she was in.
“Hi Sly, how are you?”
“Never mind, what’s the call meant for?”
“Slow down. I thought we should meet.”
“Yea, you deserve meeting your new catch.”
“Don’t be rude.”
“You know what!….”
“Yes, I’m listening.”
“It’s very much over between me and you. Consider yourself a done deal.”
“No, no. We can’t break up on phone.”
“It’s not a request. Boy, smell your fate and deal with it. Forget me.”
“So, are you dumping your other boyfriend as well?”
“Which other boyfriend?”
“Leave Njagi out of this.”
“How do I know if you cheated on me with him, previously?”
“Stop using Njagi as your scapegoat….”
“Sly…Sly…Sly…listen to me.”
“Consider yourself dumped.”
“You remember I found you caressing your friend Eunetta and you told me it’s a girls’ thing. Are you a lesbian Sly?”
“Stop side shows Chris.”
“Did Eunetta win you over me?”
“You’re making drama out of nothing. I’d rather remain single than have you in my life. You cheated on me for over half an year.”
“You are kidding me.”
“Kid you not.”
“Don’t babe me.” Hangs up.
“I had my name thrown around”
“He is alleging you are my other boyfriend.”
“What about the lesbian stuff?”
“Let’s not even go there.”
They both sigh off reaching to each other for a well-deserved hug.
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