CATTLE DIP VIGILANTE IS BACK

Much has happened since Syokimau FM was closed down for operating illegally by the government. It was alleged to have acquired very many frequencies hence interfering with the pilots networks and exposing the general security of Cattle Dip. Well analysts see it differently, its a media house that exposed numerous scandals of our filthy politicians which did not go down well with them.

Its back and so do the usual suspects starting with Profesa Mwau who has turned flamboyant as he advances in age. He has embraced technology in a very uncharacteristic way, we all know he is not techno- savvy. His pictures and his latest acquisitions have been doing rounds in the social media. As expected not everybody is happy starting with his harshest critic Mwalimu who accuse him of using government funds to impress women. Speaking of sir Mwalimu he has been in exile for plotting an unsuccessful coup to take over the coalition government of Mwau and Orimba. He was forced to quit active politics and consequently has lost his grip in Kwa Nguku. Sensing danger and realising he may not win the coming elections, Mwalimu has been forced to take Mwau head on accusing  him of being the worst philanderer and land grabber yet he was once a squatter. He was quoted saying if Mwau can not account the number of children he has how can he be entrusted with Kwa Nguku leadership.In fact by the time of going to press, the media got knowledge of massive demonstrations planned countywide to criticize Mwau’s leadership.

Away from the intrigues of political feuds, Syokimau FM managed to trace Piper who switched base to the US after landing a lucrative job. This is what he had  to say when asked if he is coming home any time soon,” nah nah  I have made new doggies here (friends) and bought a new dig (mansion) and good rides (cars), watch me 2017 am coming there fully loaded”.

The once flashy Orimba is facing  a hard time in his backyard after a quiet revolt similar to the arab spring uprising slowly swept his clout. Political analyst Professa Githeshe says he will be hard to sell given the fierce competition from his rivals to retain Kisumu governor sit.

DJ Saimo featured in the Guinness Book of World Records for wearing a suit complete with a tie for the first time. Millions of fans turned up in the streets of of Nairobi to witness this historical event. Syokimau FM takes this opportunity to congratulate him.

Philosopher Mapanya has been elusive and hard to trace especially after being ordained as Majengo sabbath day Adventist priest.

Lastly and on behalf of all the staff and fans of Cattle Dip wish to congratulate madam First lady for being blessed with a beautiful Angel.

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